Day 42- The Art Of Sarcasm

I don't know if you have noticed but I tend to use sarcasm. A lot. For those that don't know what sarcasm is here you go: Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.” Though irony and understatement is usually the immediate context, most authorities distinguish sarcasm from irony; however, others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony or employs ambivalence. For those who have know what the heck Wikipedia is talking about (aka all of us) sarcasm is pretty much making fun of something or someone. Now lets just say  you were walking outside with one of your friends and they pointed up at the sky saying: "Is that a plane?" You look up in the sky and see a plane that is as plain as day. So you say "No it's a flying cat." That would be sarcasm. Unless the plane wasn't really a plane like you thought it was and it was really a flying cat then you would just be telling the truth...
 Oh joy now's the time where I tell you how wonderful and exciting my life has been! Well I would do that only it hasn't been that exciting...Now lets think what did I do today that is worth writing about...oh wait nothing...hahaha just kidding I had a doughnut today now that's worth writing about! Who doesn't love doughnuts? That's right no one! And if you don't then you must be some weird alien form the the planet Jabberwock. (I think that's a planet...)

One of the most amazing things on the earth.

Quote of the Day:"No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend." - Groucho Marx (sarcasm for you)
Song of the Day: Taylor The Latte Boy - Kristin Chenoweth
 ^best song ever! :)^
Food of the Day: Doughnuts (duhhhh)
Examples of Sarcasm 
Ahhhh all the pineapple is falling off my pizza!!!! I really hope that hair was mine...